"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
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The intent isn’t to dunk on resistance movements in general; it’s to expose how political language launders violence and power. “Freedom fighter” is a rhetorical hall pass: it asks you to root for someone before you know what they’re doing, to whom, and for whose benefit. Carlin’s real target is the passive voice of public discourse - the way governments, media, and ideologues slip value words into descriptions so you stop asking basic questions.
“They never mention that part to us” is the tell. It’s not just skepticism; it’s an accusation of information management. The joke presumes an “us” that has been managed, sold a moral narrative instead of details. In Carlin’s late-20th-century America - Vietnam aftershocks, Cold War proxy wars, “terrorist” vs “freedom fighter” depending on who’s talking - the bit lands as a compact lesson in propaganda: the most dangerous words are the ones that feel like applause.
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Carlin, George. (2026, January 14). Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/well-if-crime-fighters-fight-crime-and-fire-7245/
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Carlin, George. "Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?" FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/well-if-crime-fighters-fight-crime-and-fire-7245/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?" FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/well-if-crime-fighters-fight-crime-and-fire-7245/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.







