"We've got our football where no one wears anything and the guys are in little shorts and they beat the crap out of each other, and they can catch it and they can kick it, and it's the only place it's played in the world"
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Then she swerves into the real point: “they beat the crap out of each other,” delivered with the blunt glee of someone describing a national ritual everyone understands but few interrogate. The subtext is about permission. Aussie Rules becomes a culturally approved arena for violence, stamina, and improvisation - a contact sport that still insists on skill (“they can catch it and they can kick it”), not just collision.
The final tag - “the only place it’s played in the world” - lands like a boast disguised as trivia. Griffiths is doing cultural branding: this is ours, it’s weird, it’s rough, it’s not exported cleanly. In an era when sports leagues chase global markets, she frames local specificity as the attraction, suggesting Australia’s identity isn’t something to be made universal; it’s something you witness, slightly shocked, and then maybe fall for.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Griffiths, Rachel. (2026, January 17). We've got our football where no one wears anything and the guys are in little shorts and they beat the crap out of each other, and they can catch it and they can kick it, and it's the only place it's played in the world. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/weve-got-our-football-where-no-one-wears-anything-65091/
Chicago Style
Griffiths, Rachel. "We've got our football where no one wears anything and the guys are in little shorts and they beat the crap out of each other, and they can catch it and they can kick it, and it's the only place it's played in the world." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/weve-got-our-football-where-no-one-wears-anything-65091/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"We've got our football where no one wears anything and the guys are in little shorts and they beat the crap out of each other, and they can catch it and they can kick it, and it's the only place it's played in the world." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/weve-got-our-football-where-no-one-wears-anything-65091/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.








