Humor & Life Quote by George Carlin

Carlin spots a tiny linguistic scam and treats it like evidence at a crime scene. "Pre-board" is airline-speak for a basic act - getting on the plane - dressed up as if it requires a special category, a mini-ritual, a VIP lane. His punchline, "Do you get on before you get on?" collapses the euphemism with pure logic. It is the oldest Carlin move: take an official-sounding word, strip it of its costume, and let the absurdity stand there naked.

The specific intent is to mock how institutions use language to manufacture order and consent. "Pre-" implies a meaningful stage before the real event, but boarding is already the threshold. By inventing a pre-version, the airline creates an extra rung in the hierarchy: not just who boards, but who boards first, and why. Carlin is not really obsessed with airplanes; he is obsessed with the way bureaucracies rename reality so people stop noticing what is happening. Call it "pre-boarding" and it sounds considerate, procedural, even scientific - rather than what it often is: crowd control, branding, and a way to monetize priority while framing it as policy.

The subtext is class and compliance. The gate area becomes a soft sorting machine, and language is the lubricant. Carlin's genius is that he doesn't argue; he makes the words argue with themselves. When the phrase fails a child's question, it exposes the adult world as a performance of authority.