"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin"

"Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath"

"Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream"

"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days"

"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream"

"Fish sticks and beef stew that millions of children love to hate"

"One fifth of human kind depend on fish to live. Today now 70 percent of the fish stock are over-exploited. According to FAO if we don't change our system of fishing the main sea resources will be gone in 2050. We don't want to believe what we know"

"Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it"

"He who does not love his own language is worse than an animal and smelly fish"

"All men are equal before fish"

"It has always been my private conviction that any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming"