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Faith & Spirit Quote by Henny Youngman

"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say"

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A one-liner that turns reverence into a social faux pas: if even God can sneeze, what are you supposed to do with your manners? Youngman’s joke works by yanking the sacred down into the cramped space of everyday etiquette, where the biggest crisis isn’t metaphysics, it’s whether you’re expected to say "Bless you". The humor is the sudden downgrade of the divine from all-powerful to mildly inconvenient company.

The line also smuggles in a classic Youngman move: the speaker isn’t challenging God so much as confessing his own helplessness. He’s not struck by awe; he’s stuck in awkwardness. That’s the subtext of a lot of mid-century stand-up: the comedian as a small, nervous negotiator with reality, armed only with timing. The image of God sneezing creates a glitch in the social script, and Youngman’s persona thrives on those glitches.

Culturally, it lands in a period when public life was still saturated with casual religiosity, and "God bless you" was both habit and belief-adjacent reflex. The joke doesn’t require atheism; it requires familiarity with the ritual. By making the divine trigger a banal response, Youngman exposes how much of what we call reverence is sometimes just choreography. You can feel the Borscht Belt sensibility underneath it: big concepts, small rooms, a punchline that politely punctures the balloon without popping it.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Youngman, Henny. (2026, January 17). When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-god-sneezed-i-didnt-know-what-to-say-35797/

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Youngman, Henny. "When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-god-sneezed-i-didnt-know-what-to-say-35797/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-god-sneezed-i-didnt-know-what-to-say-35797/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman (March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998) was a Comedian from USA.

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