"When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?"

"Our Father and Our God, unto thee, O Lord we lift our souls"

"He's by best friend and the father of my children. He's a great ex"

"Father told me that if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours, I must look her straight in the eyes"

"Children that are raised in a home with a married mother and father consistently do better in every measure of well-being than their peers who come from divorced or step-parent, single-parent, cohabiting homes"

"It is a wise father that knows his own child"

"One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters"

"He who obeys God's laws finds him a father. He who disobeys them, finds him a judge"

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father"

"The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat"

"Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away"