"When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic"
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The subtext is less “religion is crazy” than “society is inconsistent.” Prayer is socially sanctioned self-talk, a private monologue granted public prestige. Reverse the direction of the conversation and suddenly the same kind of inner certainty becomes evidence of disorder. Wagner, coming out of the post-1960s culture wars and the era when psychiatry was both gaining authority and being loudly challenged, triangulates two institutions that claim interpretive power over invisible experiences: the church and the clinic. Her punchline forces them into the same frame and watches the crowd flinch.
As a comedian, she’s also defending the right to doubt without being cast as immoral. The humor gives cover to a serious provocation: if your worldview determines whether a voice is holy or symptomatic, maybe the issue isn’t the voice. It’s who gets to name it.
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Wagner, Jane. (2026, January 15). When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-we-talk-to-god-were-praying-when-god-talks-170779/
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Wagner, Jane. "When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-we-talk-to-god-were-praying-when-god-talks-170779/.
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"When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-we-talk-to-god-were-praying-when-god-talks-170779/. Accessed 9 Feb. 2026.






