"When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty"
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The specific intent is classic courtroom comedy: puncture the solemnity of legal ritual and replace it with the defendant’s nightmare scenario. Crosby isn’t making a legal argument about juries; he’s mocking the mythology of competence we attach to institutions. The subtext is distrust, not only of jurors but of the whole adjudication apparatus that asks citizens to cosplay as miniature judges after a brief orientation and a long wait in a fluorescent room.
There’s also a sly class and confidence critique. “Smart enough to get out” implies that cleverness is measured by your ability to avoid shared obligation. That’s the cynicism: the system selects, by default, the people who couldn’t wriggle free. It’s a gag about justice, but the uneasy aftertaste is about civic life itself: we praise participation, then we reward avoidance, then we act surprised when faith in the process erodes.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: Fixing the Engine of Justice (David Tunno, 2012) modern compilationISBN: 9781475932379 · ID: S6CuPI7kqk0C
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... Norm Crosby , the comedian , once said , " When you go into court , you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty . " 17 Norm Crosby is a comedian from the Laugh - In ... |
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Crosby, Norm. (2026, March 24). When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-you-go-into-court-you-are-putting-your-fate-105249/
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Crosby, Norm. "When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty." FixQuotes. March 24, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-you-go-into-court-you-are-putting-your-fate-105249/.
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"When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty." FixQuotes, 24 Mar. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-you-go-into-court-you-are-putting-your-fate-105249/. Accessed 7 Apr. 2026.







