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Justice & Law Quote by Norm Crosby

"When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty"

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Crosby’s line works because it weaponizes a civic ideal with a streetwise shrug. Jury duty is supposed to represent democracy at its most grounded: ordinary people weighing facts, resisting power, delivering justice. He flips that into a deadpan insult, suggesting the “ordinary people” you’re counting on are defined less by wisdom than by bureaucratic defeat. The joke lands on a recognizable cultural truth: in the U.S., jury duty is framed not as an honor but as an inconvenience you try to dodge, a punchline built into the summons itself.

The specific intent is classic courtroom comedy: puncture the solemnity of legal ritual and replace it with the defendant’s nightmare scenario. Crosby isn’t making a legal argument about juries; he’s mocking the mythology of competence we attach to institutions. The subtext is distrust, not only of jurors but of the whole adjudication apparatus that asks citizens to cosplay as miniature judges after a brief orientation and a long wait in a fluorescent room.

There’s also a sly class and confidence critique. “Smart enough to get out” implies that cleverness is measured by your ability to avoid shared obligation. That’s the cynicism: the system selects, by default, the people who couldn’t wriggle free. It’s a gag about justice, but the uneasy aftertaste is about civic life itself: we praise participation, then we reward avoidance, then we act surprised when faith in the process erodes.

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Crosby, Norm. (2026, February 17). When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-you-go-into-court-you-are-putting-your-fate-105249/

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Crosby, Norm. "When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty." FixQuotes. February 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-you-go-into-court-you-are-putting-your-fate-105249/.

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"When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty." FixQuotes, 17 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-you-go-into-court-you-are-putting-your-fate-105249/. Accessed 25 Feb. 2026.

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Norm Crosby (born January 15, 1927) is a Comedian from USA.

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