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Humor & Life Quote by Groucho Marx

"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

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A perfect joke for the age of spin, delivered decades before the phrase "post-truth" got its own podcast circuit. Groucho’s line works because it’s a brazen confession dressed up as a question: of course you should believe your own eyes, and yet the sentence forces you to notice how often people don’t. The humor isn’t in clever wordplay so much as the audacity of the demand. He’s asking you to participate in your own con.

The specific intent is to lampoon authority’s oldest trick: assert confidence so aggressively that reality feels negotiable. By placing "me" against "your own eyes", Groucho turns perception into an opponent in a debate, as if evidence were merely a different opinion. The subtext is darker than the punchline: persuasion isn’t always about facts; it’s about social pressure, charisma, and the discomfort of standing alone with what you know to be true.

Context matters, too. Groucho came out of vaudeville and early Hollywood, industries built on illusion, patter, and the performer’s ability to sell you a premise you can see is ridiculous. That’s why the line lands: it exposes the contract between entertainer and audience, then weaponizes it. You’re laughing at the con man while recognizing the con in everyday life - from sales pitches to politics to any situation where confidence is mistaken for credibility.

It’s not just a gag. It’s a warning with greasepaint on.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
Source
Later attribution: The Comic Offense from Vaudeville to Contemporary Comedy (Rick DesRochers, 2014) modern compilationISBN: 9781441161932 · ID: 8r_GAwAAQBAJ
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... Marx Brothers are pretending to be Groucho and a rich dowager (Margaret Dumont) does not seem to recognize the true Groucho, is “Who are you going to believe? Me? Or your own eyes?” 36 This vaudevillian one- liner is an insightful look ...
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Duck Soup (1933 film) (Groucho Marx, 1933)50.0%
Well, who ya gonna believe, me or your own eyes?. Earliest primary instance located is in the Marx Brothers film Duck...
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Marx, Groucho. (2026, February 17). Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/who-are-you-going-to-believe-me-or-your-own-eyes-7446/

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Marx, Groucho. "Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?" FixQuotes. February 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/who-are-you-going-to-believe-me-or-your-own-eyes-7446/.

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"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?" FixQuotes, 17 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/who-are-you-going-to-believe-me-or-your-own-eyes-7446/. Accessed 26 Feb. 2026.

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Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx (October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977) was a Comedian from USA.

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