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Humor & Life Quote by Groucho Marx

"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy"

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Groucho takes a harmless bit of teen slang and twists it into a miniature anatomy lesson with a dirty grin. "Necking" was a mid-century euphemism for making out: a word meant to keep adults calm while letting young people talk about desire in public. Groucho’s gag is to treat that euphemism literally, as if the term were drafted by a clueless medical textbook editor. The punchline lands because the audience already knows the lie embedded in polite language: whatever "necking" claims to describe, hands and mouths rarely stay parked at the neck.

The intent is classic Marx Brothers mischief: puncture social decorum by attacking the vocabulary that props it up. He’s not just joking about anatomy; he’s mocking the way society launders sex through cute, sanitized labels. By calling the namer a "poor judge", he pretends to offer a sober critique, adopting the voice of the rational evaluator. That mock-seriousness is the engine of the humor: a prim complaint in service of an unprim subject.

Subtextually, it’s also a wink at generational policing. Adults invent euphemisms to manage embarrassment; kids adopt them to communicate; everyone collaborates in the fiction. Groucho barges in as the saboteur, reminding you the body doesn’t care what you call it. The line’s staying power comes from its economy: one misdirection, one precise word ("anatomy"), and suddenly the whole prudish scaffolding of the era looks ridiculous.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Marx, Groucho. (2026, January 18). Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/whoever-named-it-necking-was-a-poor-judge-of-7447/

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Marx, Groucho. "Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/whoever-named-it-necking-was-a-poor-judge-of-7447/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/whoever-named-it-necking-was-a-poor-judge-of-7447/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Groucho Marx (October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977) was a Comedian from USA.

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