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"Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us"

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Miller builds the laugh by taking a familiar gender standoff - "men think about sex more" - and inflating it into a cartoon physics lesson. The "bullet vs. throwing it" line is doing the real work: it’s an overconfident metaphor that pretends to quantify desire as raw velocity and impact. That mock precision is the joke. He’s not arguing; he’s performing certainty, the kind that lets an audience recognize a stereotype and enjoy its exaggeration without needing receipts.

The subtext is male anxiety dressed up as bravado. By claiming women "have no idea", the bit creates a secret clubhouse of male interior life, then immediately frames that interior life as borderline incriminating: "they'd never stop slapping us". The slap is a safe, slapstick consequence for an unsafe implication - that men’s thoughts are so aggressive, so incessant, they’d warrant punishment. Comedy here functions as a pressure valve: it lets men admit to unruly impulses while keeping the admission deniable because it’s delivered as hyperbole.

Context matters: this comes out of an era of mainstream stand-up where gender difference was a reliable engine, and consent culture wasn’t yet the ambient background radiation it is now. Read today, the same mechanics can land differently. The metaphor borrows the language of weapons to describe sexuality, then asks for complicity in the idea that women’s role is to react - shocked, policing, slapping - while men narrate. The intent is laughter; the cultural residue is a snapshot of how easily "boys will be boys" becomes a punchline and a shield.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Miller, Larry. (2026, January 16). Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/women-say-they-have-sexual-thoughts-too-they-have-127281/

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Miller, Larry. "Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/women-say-they-have-sexual-thoughts-too-they-have-127281/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/women-say-they-have-sexual-thoughts-too-they-have-127281/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.

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Larry Miller (born October 15, 1953) is a Comedian from USA.

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