"You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don't get much else in that job"

"Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a man. The idea of difference is a human conception for man's own advantage"

"A good portion of speaking will consist in knowing how to lie"

"He who is too busy doing good finds no time to be good"

"A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a little less than his share of the credit"

"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better"

"A company is only as good as the people it keeps"

"There is a good principle which created order, light, and man, and an evil principle which created chaos, darkness, and woman"

"The League is very well when sparrows shout, but no good at all when eagles fall out"

"A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell"

"The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today"