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Humor & Life Quote by W. C. Fields

"You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it"

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Fields turns a cheap optical fact into a full philosophy of suspicion. Water refracts; a straight stick only looks bent. But the line’s comic intent is to treat that mundane trick as evidence in a broader case against reality itself. If even water can’t be trusted to tell the truth about a stick, what hope do you have with people, institutions, or your own judgment? The joke is the leap: he frames a neutral, explainable phenomenon as a personal betrayal. That overreaction is the engine of Fields’ persona, the eternal grump who assumes the universe is running a con.

The subtext is misanthropy with plausible deniability. He’s not railing against a corrupt mayor or an unfaithful lover; he’s indicting the physical world. It’s cynicism made cozy, packaged as folksy logic. The phrasing helps: “You can’t trust water” sounds like a warning from a man who’s learned the hard way, as if hydration itself has a criminal record. Then the “Even” ups the paranoia: not only is water unreliable, it sabotages the most basic symbol of honesty, a straight stick.

Context matters: Fields built a career in the early 20th century playing the charmingly unreliable drinker, the hustler who expects to be hustled. Prohibition-era America was already primed for jokes about liquids, deception, and the gap between appearances and official stories. The line works because it takes a scientific certainty and rebrands it as street wisdom, letting audiences laugh at distrust while quietly recognizing how often the world really does look crooked through the wrong medium.

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W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields (January 29, 1880 - December 25, 1946) was a Comedian from USA.

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