"You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight"
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Goldwater’s line lands like a well-aimed ricochet: it takes the military’s own vocabulary of “straightness” and turns it into a punchline that quietly detonates a cultural assumption. The joke works because it’s not really a joke about marksmanship. It’s a rebuke to the idea that heterosexuality is a prerequisite for discipline, courage, or competence. By reducing the debate to a battlefield competency test, he strips away the moral panic and forces the listener to confront how thin the underlying logic is.
The intent is tactical, not sentimental. Goldwater isn’t asking for applause on grounds of empathy; he’s arguing from utility, cohesion, and mission. That matters coming from him: a conservative icon, a hawkish Cold Warrior, and a politician associated with “law and order,” not countercultural liberation. The subtext is: if you claim to care about readiness, you don’t get to smuggle in prejudice as “standards.” In one sentence, he repositions exclusion as the irrational, unserious stance.
Context sharpens the edge. Goldwater’s late-career opposition to bans on gay service members (and later to “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”) put him at odds with the religious right as it tightened its grip on the Republican coalition. The line reads as a shot across his own party’s bow: a reminder of an older conservatism that prized competence and individual liberty over policing private life. It’s a sound bite, but it’s also a boundary marker - and, in today’s culture-war terms, a surprisingly modern one.
The intent is tactical, not sentimental. Goldwater isn’t asking for applause on grounds of empathy; he’s arguing from utility, cohesion, and mission. That matters coming from him: a conservative icon, a hawkish Cold Warrior, and a politician associated with “law and order,” not countercultural liberation. The subtext is: if you claim to care about readiness, you don’t get to smuggle in prejudice as “standards.” In one sentence, he repositions exclusion as the irrational, unserious stance.
Context sharpens the edge. Goldwater’s late-career opposition to bans on gay service members (and later to “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”) put him at odds with the religious right as it tightened its grip on the Republican coalition. The line reads as a shot across his own party’s bow: a reminder of an older conservatism that prized competence and individual liberty over policing private life. It’s a sound bite, but it’s also a boundary marker - and, in today’s culture-war terms, a surprisingly modern one.
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| Topic | Military & Soldier |
|---|---|
| Source | Wikiquote entry 'Barry Goldwater' — includes the attributed quote "You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight" (attribution present on page). |
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