"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready"
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The specific intent is competitive: a comedian’s way of asserting dominance without sounding openly hostile. Youngman came up in the Borscht Belt and midcentury nightclub circuit, where insult and banter were part of the furniture and timing was a form of authority. A joke like this works because it’s modular: it can swat away a pompous conversationalist, puncture a critic, or preempt a rival performer. It’s also safe in public; the first clause gives plausible deniability, the second clause delivers the bruise.
Subtextually, it’s a miniature lesson in comedy craft. “Ready wit” is supposed to be immediate and effortless; Youngman implies the opposite - that the other person’s cleverness is performative, rehearsed, or simply absent. The rhythm matters: two short beats, no fat, with the sting landing on the last word. It’s not just an insult; it’s a demonstration of readiness by someone who actually has it.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Youngman, Henny. (2026, January 18). You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-have-a-ready-wit-tell-me-when-its-ready-19839/
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Youngman, Henny. "You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-have-a-ready-wit-tell-me-when-its-ready-19839/.
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"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-have-a-ready-wit-tell-me-when-its-ready-19839/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.










