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Nature & Animals Quote by Norman Wisdom

"You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag"

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Norman Wisdom’s gag is a masterclass in cheerful cruelty: it builds a cozy little world of “chums” and “smashing mates,” then swerves into absurd neglect and lands on a pun so brazen it’s almost innocent. A dog with no legs isn’t just a random grotesquerie; it’s a deliberately over-the-top premise that tells you, immediately, not to look for realism. The setup invites concern, then reroutes that concern into wordplay. You laugh not because the situation is kind, but because the joke refuses to acknowledge its own brutality for even a second.

The key move is the phrase “take it out for a drag.” Wisdom borrows the familiar ritual of responsible pet ownership and flips it into a literal physical act, collapsing two meanings of “drag” (pulling along / smoking). That double-duty phrasing does the heavy lifting: it turns what could read as bleak into something cartoonish, like a music-hall sketch where pain is rubber and consequences bounce.

Context matters. Wisdom’s persona was famously the put-upon, wide-eyed working-class striver, and this joke fits that tradition of British variety humor where hardship becomes a toy and the punchline is a linguistic pratfall. The subtext isn’t “animals don’t matter”; it’s that everyday life is so full of indignities you can only survive by turning them into a ridiculous sentence. The laugh is a pressure valve, not a moral argument.

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Norman Wisdom (February 4, 1915 - October 4, 2010) was a Comedian from England.

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