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Humor & Life Quote by Tim Vine

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice"

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Tim Vine’s line is a neat little con built out of polite society’s weakest material: official language. “Somebody actually complimented me” sets up a familiar, slightly needy premise, the kind of everyday validation we’re all trained to crave. Then the punch arrives via bureaucratic deadpan: “Parking Fine.” The joke works because the phrase lives in two worlds at once. In the human world it sounds like praise, breezy and approving. In the administrative world it’s a penalty, clipped and impersonal. Vine weaponizes that overlap, letting the listener do the tiny act of translation that delivers the laugh.

The subtext is about how easily we can be fooled by tone and formatting. A note on the windscreen is already coded as ominous; we’ve learned to dread paper under a wiper blade. Vine pretends not to know that, performing a willful innocence that makes the audience complicit. We’re not just laughing at the pun; we’re laughing at the character’s choice to interpret authority as affection. It’s optimism as self-deception.

Contextually, it’s classic British one-liner craft: compact, quotidian, and hostile to grand meaning. Instead of railing against bureaucracy, Vine sidesteps into wordplay, suggesting a culture where annoyance is best metabolized through understatement and a wink. The “So that was nice” tag is doing more than tidying up; it’s the final twist of the knife, a calm cup of tea served over a mild disaster.

Quote Details

TopicPuns & Wordplay
SourceTim Vine — joke listed on Wikiquote (Tim Vine). Entry: You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Vine, Tim. (2026, January 15). You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-know-somebody-actually-complimented-me-on-my-159787/

Chicago Style
Vine, Tim. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-know-somebody-actually-complimented-me-on-my-159787/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-know-somebody-actually-complimented-me-on-my-159787/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Tim Vine (born March 4, 1967) is a Comedian from United Kingdom.

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