"You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more"
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The office party is the perfect setting: a corporate liminal space where companies encourage “bringing your whole self” right up until your whole self becomes a liability. Alcohol, forced camaraderie, and performative looseness combine into a trap. You’re invited to relax, but only within the tight boundaries of what won’t embarrass the brand. Foxworthy is poking at that hypocrisy with a working-class suspicion of official decorum: the rules feel flexible when they serve the powerful, rigid when they punish the disposable.
The punchline’s sting is the word “suddenly.” It mocks how quickly institutions switch from “team culture” to “risk management,” as if professionalism isn’t a practiced skill but a status granted by gatekeepers. The joke lands because everyone knows the real terror of modern work: not failure, but being reclassified as “not a fit” over one messy, human moment.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Foxworthy, Jeff. (2026, January 18). You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-moon-the-wrong-person-at-an-office-party-and-7645/
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Foxworthy, Jeff. "You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-moon-the-wrong-person-at-an-office-party-and-7645/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-moon-the-wrong-person-at-an-office-party-and-7645/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.


