Politics Quotes

"A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip"

"Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates"

"And after I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office"

"Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman's truncheon over the anarchist's bomb"

"I can't let important policy decisions hinge on the fact that an election is coming up every 90 days"

"What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again"