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Summary

Rita Rudner is a famous Comedian from USA, she is 59 years old and still alive, born September 17, 1955.

Biography

Rita Rudner (born in Miami, Florida) is an American actress, comedian and writer.

Rudner was was daughter of Frances (housewife) and a Abe Rudner (lawyer). His mother died when Rita was only 13. After completing her studies in high school, she left Miami and went to New York to embark on a career as a dancer. She appeared in several Broadway shows, including the now legendary original productions such as Follies and Mack and Mabel.

She has not returned to comedy for 25 years, after seeing a duo of actresses compared to a number of dancers. She spent much time researching her favorite comedians such as Woody Allen and Jack Benny. She enjoys Jewish humor, but reserves her Jewish jokes for Jewish audiences.

She is married to actor Martin Bergman, with whom she adopted daughter, Molly, in 2002. They have a house in Las Vegas.

Zodiac etc.

She is born under the zodiac virgo, who is known for Analyzing, Practical, Reflective, Observation, Thoughtful. Our collection contains 37 quotes who is written / told by Rita, under the main topics: Dating, Love, Medical, Parenting.

Related authors: Woody Allen, Jack Benny

Source / external links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rita_Rudner

Famous quotes by Rita Rudner (37)


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"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to"
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"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times"
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"I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours"
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"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso"
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"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"
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"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
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"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine"
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"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times"
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"Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them"
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"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head"
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"Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before"
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"A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax"
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"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always"
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"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk"
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"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight"
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"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry"
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"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in"
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"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life"
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"I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them"
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"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet"
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"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet"
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"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him"
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"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
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"My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping"
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"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to"
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"It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was"
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"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose"
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"To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior.""
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"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be"
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"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid"
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"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives"
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"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping"
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"Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"
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"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down"
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"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult"
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"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry"
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"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life"


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