"If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path"

"Prestige is the shadow of money and power"

"You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money"

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it"

"Economy does not lie in sparing money, but in spending it wisely"

"If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse"

"Success isn't about how much money you make; it's about the difference you make in people's lives"

"A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle"

"I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person"

"Remember that credit is money"

"Money often costs too much"