Famous quote by Joan Rivers

Mobile Desktop
Its been so long since Ive had sex Ive forgotten who ties up whom
Like

"It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom"

- Joan Rivers

About this Quote

In this quote, Joan Rivers is making a humorous comment about her absence of sexual activity. She is indicating that it has actually been such a long time given that she has had sex that she has actually forgotten the conventional roles and dynamics of a sexual encounter. The expression "who binds whom" suggests a dominant and submissive dynamic, with one partner being in control and the other being restrained. By stating she has forgotten who binds whom, Rivers is poking fun at her own absence of current sexual experience and playfully acknowledging that she may not remember the traditional roles and expectations in a sexual encounter.
Sex

About the Author

Joan Rivers This quote is written / told by Joan Rivers somewhere between June 8, 1933 and today. She was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 30 other quotes.

Go to author profile

Similar Quotes

Small: Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature - Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe
"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature"
Marilyn Monroe, Actress
Small: Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can
Spalding Gray
"Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours"
Spalding Gray, Actor
Small: In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft - H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
"In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft"
H. L. Mencken, Writer
Small: Television sounded really different than the Ramones sounded really different than us sounded really different
David Byrne
"Television sounded really different than the Ramones sounded really different than us sounded really different than Blondie sounded really different than the Sex Pistols"
David Byrne, Musician
Small: Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and s
"Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences"
Mason Cooley, Writer
Small: A lot of what used to be known as gay culture - broadly speaking, homoeroticism and being camp - has been brou
"A lot of what used to be known as gay culture - broadly speaking, homoeroticism and being camp - has been brought into mainstream culture. I think we should be moving to an era where it's just sex"
Neil Tennant, Musician
Small: Because some people have sex with people of the same sex, an entire culture has been created, broadly speaking
"Because some people have sex with people of the same sex, an entire culture has been created, broadly speaking, out of oppression. Which in a rational world would not be an issue"
Neil Tennant, Musician
Small: My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive - Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive"
Rodney Dangerfield, Comedian
Small: Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic - Al Goldste
Al Goldstein
"Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic"
Al Goldstein, Publisher
Small: The real story is that I had unprotected sex. Thats that. Thats easy - Magic Johnson
Magic Johnson
"The real story is that I had unprotected sex. That's that. That's easy"
Magic Johnson, Athlete