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Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper.
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"Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?"

- Dennis Miller

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Dennis Miller somewhere between November 3, 1953 and today. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 29 other quotes.

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