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SummaryGroucho Marx was a famous Comedian from USA, who lived between October 2, 1895 and August 19, 1977. She became 81 years old.
BiographyHis birth name was Julius Henry Marx, but he was called Groucho Marx Brothers, who plays on the English word for grumpy. He was number three in siblings after Chico and Harpo with the younger brothers, Zeppo and Gummo. He was really a quiet boy, but developed a keen sense of humor to get attention in siblings. It came to him later of great use as an actor.
He was known even in his private practice his humor against including his children and in letters.
Zodiac etc.She is born under the zodiac libra, who is known for Balance, Justice, Truth, Beauty, Perfection. Our collection contains 61 quotes who is written / told by Groucho, under the main topics: Funny, Humor, Marriage, Medical, Wedding.
Related authors: Dick Cavett
Source / external links:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groucho_Marx
Famous quotes by Groucho Marx (61)
"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does"
"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again"
"The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths"
"Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member"
"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it"
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies"
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course"
"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it"
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book"
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members"
"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up"
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it"
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere"
"Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?"
"Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it"
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know"
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others"
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook"
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know"
"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one"
"My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something"
"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract"
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30"
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"
"I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book"
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five"
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him"