Carol Burnett is a famous Actress from USA, she is 91 years old and still alive, born April 26, 1933.
Zodiac:
She is born under the zodiac taurus, who is known for Security, Subtle strength, Appreciation, Instruction, Patience.
Our collection contains 24 quotes who is written / told by Carol, under the main topics: Mom - Teen.
"Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head"
"My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away"
"My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a million miles away from Hollywood, if you know what I mean. We would hang out behind the ropes and look at the movie stars arriving at the premieres"
"I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry"
"You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has"
"You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself"
"When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go"
"Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me"
"Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief"
"Comedy is tragedy plus time"
"Because nobody goes through life without a scar"
"It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others"
"I liked myself better when I wasn't me"
"But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh"
"I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me"
"Adolescence is just one big walking pimple"
"Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up"
"Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away"
"We don't stop going to school when we graduate"
"I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?"
"But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table"
"Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own"
"My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run"
"It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers"