Conan Christopher O'Brien is an American comedian as well as talk show host.
Conan O'Brien, whose parents both come from Ireland, started as an author of funny programs Simpsons and also Saturday Night Live. His efforts for the last earned him an Emmy in 1989. In 1993 he became a speaker for a different talk program - Late Night with Conan O'Brien, that was a continuation of Late Night with David Letterman after David Letterman left NBC for CBS. O'Brien was commonly an assisting hand from David Letterman at the beginning of his job as a talk program host, among other things, that Letterman sent the target market that did not fit with him to O'Brien. Letterman have both had O'Brien as a visitor and has actually attended at O'Brien.
O'Briens comedy design can be referred to as self-ironically.
In January-February 2006 was Conan O'Brien recognized for its assistance to Tarja Halonen at the Finnish governmental election. It's all since O'Brien assumes he's Halonen double.
From 1 June 2009 will certainly take Conan O'Brien over as host of Jay Leno and also The Tonight Show on NBC. The American comic Jimmy Fallon takes over Late Night 2 March 2009, according to|Late Show Kingdom. It is guessed that O'Brien ends of his Late Night in the center of February to prepare to take over The Tonight Show. O'Brien becomes the fifth presenter of The Tonight Shows background.
Our collection contains 29 quotes who is written / told by Conan, under the main topic Graduation.
"In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have"
"The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'"
"President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003"
"Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob"
"CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'"
"Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen"
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen"
"In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union"
"Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer"
"Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion"
"This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him"
"The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army"
"Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity"
"President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards"
"In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath"
"If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice"
"Fish recognize a bad leader"
"Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, 'Whatever you do, don't tell Geraldo.'"
"John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career"
"Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood"
"During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage"
"Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language"
"Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'"
"Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly"
"Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans"
"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'"
"Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me"
"Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years"
"In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani"
