"In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath"
- Conan O'Brien
About this Quote
This quote by Conan O'Brien is a humorous take on a newspaper article from West Virginia. It suggests that the male was so out of breath from running away with the taken blow-up dolls that the authorities had no difficulty catching him. This could be interpreted as a commentary on the guy's absence of fitness or his bad decision-making abilities. It might also be analyzed as a commentary on the cops's performance in nabbing the suspect. In any case, the quote is a humorous take on a newspaper article and highlights the absurdity of the circumstance. It likewise works as a tip that crime does not pay which it is necessary to think prior to acting.
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