Facts about Doug Larson
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Doug Larson is a famous Cartoonist from USA, he/she is 123 years old and still alive, born .
Our collection contains 32 quotes who is written / told by Doug, under the main topics: Age, Car, Computers, Gardening, Humor.
Famous quotes by Doug Larson (32)
"Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it"
"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk"
"To err is human; to admit it, superhuman"
"There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware"
"Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away"
"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible"
"Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe"
"Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days"
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse"
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon"
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks"
"If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers"
"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles"
"Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours"
"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties"
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"
"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience"
"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own"
"The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment"
"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate"
"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools"
"The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice"
"The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others"
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it"
"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball"
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend"
"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog"
"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows"
"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself"
"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush"
"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own"
"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work"
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