Facts about Doug Larson

Occup.	Cartoonist
From	USA

Summary

Doug Larson is a famous Cartoonist from USA.

Our collection contains 32 quotes who is written / told by Doug, under the main topics: Nature - Age - Parenting - Computers - Gardening.

32 Famous quotes by Doug Larson

"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows"

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"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball"

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"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties"

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"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog"

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"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work"

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"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own"

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"Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours"

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"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"

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"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself"

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"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience"

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"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own"

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"The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment"

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"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate"

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"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools"

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"The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice"

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"The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others"

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"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it"

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"Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it"

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"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk"

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"To err is human; to admit it, superhuman"

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"There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware"

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"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush"

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"Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away"

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"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible"

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"Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe"

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"Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days"

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"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse"

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"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon"

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"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks"

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"If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers"

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"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles"

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"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend"

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