Facts about Evan Sayet

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Summary

Evan Sayet is a famous Comedian from USA.

Our collection contains 13 quotes who is written / told by Evan.

13 Famous quotes by Evan Sayet

Small: Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting fo
"Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?"
Small: Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her its when she and Barack take over the White
"Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House"
Small: Jews dont care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami
"Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami"
Small: Jews were asked when life begins. For them its when they finally graduate medical school
"Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school"
Small: At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water
"At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water"
Small: What Democrats call nuanced, most people refer to as stupidity.
"What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'"
Small: Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convic
"Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions"
Small: Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not Brigham Yo
"Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'"
Small: We are not imperialists. We dont even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take
"We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray"
Small: Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, It
"Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.'"
Small: I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed
"I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed"
Small: First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear
"First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle"
Small: Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green
"Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green"