Inspiring Quotes by Groucho Marx - Page 2

"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty"

"Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member"

"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course"

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies"

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it"

"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it"

"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough"

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it"

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members"

"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up"

"Humor is reason gone mad"