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Im not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course
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"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course"

- Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx was understood for his witty and frequently sarcastic humor. In this quote, he is poking fun at the idea of calling a golf course for medical help. He is suggesting that the golf course is not the very best location to go for medical assistance. He is likewise suggesting that the person needs to be seeking out a doctor rather of a golf course. This quote is an amusing way of highlighting the importance of seeking out the ideal kind of aid when it pertains to medical concerns. It is likewise a tip that golf courses are not the very best place to choose medical advice.

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Groucho Marx This quote is written / told by Groucho Marx between October 2, 1895 and August 19, 1977. She was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 60 other quotes.

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