Kathy Griffin is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 63 years old and still alive, born November 4, 1961.
Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac scorpio, who is known for Transient, Self-Willed, Purposeful, Unyielding.
Our collection contains 33 quotes who is written / told by Kathy.
33 Famous quotes by Kathy Griffin
"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid"
"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are"
"That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it"
"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there"
"I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great"
"I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV"
"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people"
"I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable"
"Have I gone too far?"
"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life"
"It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month"
"I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly"
"Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice"
"I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men"
"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography"
"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style"
"A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them"
"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it"
"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night"
"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time"
"I am in love with Larry David"
"That's life when you're on the D-list"
"I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging"
"I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard"
"I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming"
"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor"
"So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits"
"My act is based on my life"
"I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R"
"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand"
"I'm basically always on tour"
"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown"
"I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at"
