Facts about Lewis Black

Occup.	Comedian
From	USA
Born	August 30, 1948
Age	76 years

Summary

Lewis Black is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 76 years old and still alive, born August 30, 1948.

Zodiac:

He/she is born under the zodiac virgo, who is known for Analyzing, Practical, Reflective, Observation, Thoughtful. Our collection contains 9 quotes who is written / told by Lewis.

9 Famous quotes by Lewis Black

"All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911"

"If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer"

"Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas"

"In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants"

"It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!"

"If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat"

"And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye"

"A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'"

"There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice"