"I believe we can continue the Great Society while we fight in Vietnam"
"I believe the destiny of your generation - and your nation - is a rendezvous with excellence"
"I am making a collection of the things my opponents have found me to be and, when this election is over, I am going to open a museum and put them on display"
"I am concerned about the whole man. I am concerned about what the people, using their government as an instrument and a tool, can do toward building the whole man, which will mean a better society and a better world"
"I am a freeman, an American, a United States Senator, and a Democrat, in that order"
"Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife"
"Freedom is not enough"
"Every President wants to do right"
"Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath"
"Doing what's right isn't the problem. It is knowing what's right"
"Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else"
"I will do my best. That is all I can do. I ask for your help - and God's"
"I want to make a policy statement. I am unabashedly in favor of women"
"I report to you that our country is challenged at home and abroad: that it is our will that is being tried and not our strength; our sense of purpose and not our ability to achieve a better America"
"I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it"
"I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it"
"Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one"
"A President's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right"
"A man without a vote is man without protection"
"A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it"
