Facts about Mark McKinney

Occup.Comedian
FromCanada
BornJune 26, 1959
Age64 years

Summary

Mark McKinney is a famous Comedian from Canada, he/she is 64 years old and still alive, born June 26, 1959.

Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac cancer, who is known for Emotion, Diplomatic, Intensity, Impulsive, Selective. Our collection contains 11 quotes who is written / told by Mark.

11 Famous quotes by Mark McKinney

Small: Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut
"Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut"
Small: It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off
"It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off"
Small: Im nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you
"I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you"
Small: Im a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
"I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?"
Small: And now they are getting married, and Im still single! Whats wrong with me?
"And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?"
Small: You dont go dancing in the day. You dont go golfing in the night
"You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night"
Small: What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
"What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!"
Small: Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at
"Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!"
Small: Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love
"Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love"
Small: The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy
"The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy"
Small: Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. Hes the most talented one anyway
"Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway"