Paul Merton is a famous Comedian from United Kingdom, he/she is 67 years old and still alive, born July 9, 1957.
Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac cancer, who is known for Emotion, Diplomatic, Intensity, Impulsive, Selective.
Our collection contains 3 quotes who is written / told by Paul.
3 Famous quotes by Paul Merton
"My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years"
"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"
"On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'"
