Robert Orben is a famous Entertainer from USA, he/she is 97 years old and still alive, born March 4, 1927.
Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac pisces, who is known for Fluctuation, Depth, Imagination, Reactive, Indecisive.
Our collection contains 31 quotes who is written / told by Robert, under the main topics: Politics - Computers - Parenting - Government - Society.
31 Famous quotes by Robert Orben
"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work"
"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so"
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home"
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down"
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success"
"What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds"
"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get"
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments"
"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh"
"If you can laugh together, you can work together"
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral"
"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away"
"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected"
"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch"
"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all"
"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price"
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work"
"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success"
"There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers"
"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian"
"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in"
"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator"
"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people"
"Do your kids a favor - don't have any"
"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"
"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards"
"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"
"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet"
"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings"
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself"
