Facts about Scott Adams

Occup.Cartoonist
FromUSA
BornSeptember 28, 1966
Age57 years

Summary

Scott Adams is a famous Cartoonist from USA, he/she is 57 years old and still alive, born September 28, 1966.

Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac libra, who is known for Balance, Justice, Truth, Beauty, Perfection. Our collection contains 29 quotes who is written / told by Scott, under the main topics: Business - Intelligence.

29 Famous quotes by Scott Adams

Small: Normal people... believe that if it aint broke, dont fix it. Engineers believe that if it aint broke, i
"Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
Small: Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their ow
"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems"
Small: Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep"
Small: Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company
"Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company"
Small: Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest
"Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information"
Small: You dont have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my
"You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me"
Small: You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public
"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public"
Small: We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings
"We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings"
Small: Theres nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot
"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot"
Small: There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explo
"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives"
Small: The only risk of failure is promotion
"The only risk of failure is promotion"
Small: The longer you work here, diverse it gets
"The longer you work here, diverse it gets"
Small: The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes
"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers"
Small: The best things in life are silly
"The best things in life are silly"
Small: Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my
"Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive"
Small: Lets form proactive synergy restructuring teams
"Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams"
Small: Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate
"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results"
Small: In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and r
"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks"
Small: If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how its done
"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done"
Small: If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart j
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
Small: If a jobs worth doing, its too hard
"If a job's worth doing, it's too hard"
Small: I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination
"I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination"
Small: I get mail therefore I am
"I get mail; therefore I am"
Small: Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure
"Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure"
Small: Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart
"Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart"
Small: Remember theres no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical en
"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end"
Small: One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead
"One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead"
Small: Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge
"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge"
Small: Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomen
"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion"