Facts about Steve Martin

Occup.	Comedian
From	USA
Born	August 14, 1945
Age	80 years

Summary

Steve Martin is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 80 years old and still alive, born August 14, 1945.

Zodiac:

He/she is born under the zodiac leo, who is known for Ruling, Warmth, Generosity, Faithful, Initiative. Our collection contains 21 quotes who is written / told by Steve.

Related authors: Margaret Smith (Comedian), Tom Welling (Actor), Martha Plimpton (Actress)

21 Famous quotes by Steve Martin

"Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"

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"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night"

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"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture"

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"Love is a promise delivered already broken"

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"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that"

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"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is"

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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy"

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"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot"

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"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town"

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"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them"

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"Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty"

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"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness"

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"The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready"

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"I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't"

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"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper"

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"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks"

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"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies"

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"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well"

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"What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke"

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"Well, excuuuuuse me!"

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"An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be"

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