Facts about Steve Martin

Occup.Comedian
FromUSA
BornAugust 14, 1945
Age78 years

Summary

Steve Martin is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 78 years old and still alive, born August 14, 1945.

Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac leo, who is known for Ruling, Warmth, Generosity, Faithful, Initiative. Our collection contains 21 quotes who is written / told by Steve.

Related authors: Margaret Smith (Comedian), Tom Welling (Actor), Martha Plimpton (Actress)

21 Famous quotes by Steve Martin

Small: Talking about music is like dancing about architecture
"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture"
Small: Love is a promise delivered already broken
"Love is a promise delivered already broken"
Small: Ive got to keep breathing. Itll be my worst business mistake if I dont
"I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't"
Small: I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper"
Small: I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks"
Small: I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy"
Small: I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness
"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness"
Small: I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art youre
"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot"
Small: Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. Its something I only get to do when Billy Cryst
"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town"
Small: Dont have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them"
Small: Comedy may be big business but it isnt pretty
"Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty"
Small: Chaos in the midst of chaos isnt funny, but chaos in the midst of order is
"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is"
Small: Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
"Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"
Small: An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be
"An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be"
Small: A day without sunshine is like, you know, night
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night"
Small: You know what your problem is, its that you havent seen enough movies - all of lifes riddles are answer
"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies"
Small: When your hobbies get in the way of your work - thats OK but when your hobbies get in the way of themse
"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well"
Small: What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke
"What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke"
Small: Well, excuuuuuse me!
"Well, excuuuuuse me!"
Small: There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wont stand
"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that"
Small: The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what
"The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready"