Steve Martin is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 79 years old and still alive, born August 14, 1945.
Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac leo, who is known for Ruling, Warmth, Generosity, Faithful, Initiative.
Our collection contains 21 quotes who is written / told by Steve.
"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture"
"Love is a promise delivered already broken"
"Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night"
"An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be"
"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies"
"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well"
"What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke"
"Well, excuuuuuse me!"
"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that"
"The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready"
"I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't"
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper"
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks"
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy"
"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness"
"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot"
"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town"
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them"
"Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty"
"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is"
