"A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible"
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The more poisonous joke is that Thackeray doesn’t even grant handsomeness the dignity of intelligence. The “handsome fool” wins not despite his emptiness but because of it; there’s no threat, no complexity, nothing to negotiate. Irresistible can mean magnetic, but it also means unresisted: people stop arguing with their own better judgment. The clever ugly man has to perform, to compensate, to stay “clever” on demand. The handsome fool gets to be a blank screen for projection, a walking invitation to romantic self-deception.
Context matters: Thackeray’s novels (Vanity Fair especially) are obsessed with how societies convert surfaces into value. He’s writing in a culture newly fascinated with mobility and display, where charm is currency and women’s choices are constrained by marriage markets as much as they’re stirred by desire. The line isn’t a timeless law; it’s a cynical snapshot of a world where attractiveness functions like inherited wealth: unearned, socially ratified, and wildly persuasive even when attached to mediocrity.
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