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A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something to do b
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"A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something to do between leaving school and getting married. And I've got to pay for that being an income tax payer"

- Jeffrey Bernard

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United Kingdom Flag This quote is written / told by Jeffrey Bernard between May 27, 1932 and September 4, 1997. He/she was a famous Journalist from United Kingdom. The author also have 11 other quotes.

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