"Almost a quarter of our planet is a single mountain range and we didn't enter it until after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went to the moon. So we went to the moon, played golf up there, before we went to the largest feature on our own planet"

"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course"

"Wonder if there is life on another planet? Let's suppose there is. Suppose further, that only one star in a trillion has a planet that could support life. If that were the case, then there would be at least 100 million planets that harbored life"

"It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small"

"Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the Moon. July 1969 AD. We came in peace for all mankind"

"The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law"

"How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean"

"I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf"

"I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here"

"If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out"

"Now, we put out a lot of carbon dioxide every year, over 26 billion tons. For each American, it's about 20 tons. For people in poor countries, it's less than one ton. It's an average of about five tons for everyone on the planet. And, somehow, we have to make changes that will bring that down to zero"