Golf Quotes

Welcome to the globe of golf quotes! Here you will find a collection of the most inspiring and thought-provoking quotes from a few of the best golf enthusiasts of all time. Whether you're looking for a little bit of motivation to obtain you via a difficult round, or just wish to be inspired by the words of the greats, you'll locate it below. From Arnold Palmer to Jack Nicklaus, you'll locate quotes that will make you laugh, cry, as well as think. So have a look around and also locate the perfect quote to get you via your next round.
Small: It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf cours
"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course"
Hank Aaron, Athlete
Small: While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake
"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake"
Henny Youngman, Comedian
Small: The uglier a mans legs are, the better he plays golf - its almost a law
H.G. Wells
"The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law"
H.G. Wells, Author
Small: If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out
"If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out"
Paul Gallico, Writer
Small: There is no life for girls in team sports past Little League. I got into tennis when I realized this, and beca
Billie Jean King
"There is no life for girls in team sports past Little League. I got into tennis when I realized this, and because I thought golf would be too slow for me, and I was too scared to swim"
Billie Jean King, Athlete
Small: Im addicted. Im addicted to golf
Tiger Woods
"I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf"
Tiger Woods, Athlete
Small: Ive played golf with three U.S presidents
"I've played golf with three U.S presidents"
Lee Trevino, Athlete
Small: If theres a golf course in heaven, I hope its like Augusta National. I just dont want an early tee time
"If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time"
Gary Player, Athlete
Small: One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat t
Lyndon B. Johnson
"One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President"
Lyndon B. Johnson, President
Small: If you watch a game, its fun. If you play it, its recreation. If you work at it, its golf
Bob Hope
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf"
Bob Hope, Comedian
Small: Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness
William Wordsworth
"Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness"
William Wordsworth, Poet
Small: He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie
"He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie"
Mickey Mantle, Athlete
Small: I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators
"I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators"
Gerald R. Ford, President
Small: As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow m
Tiger Woods
"As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun"
Tiger Woods, Athlete
Small: Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed li
Tiger Woods
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps"
Tiger Woods, Athlete
Small: Golf may be a hussy, but I love her
Don Herold
"Golf may be a hussy, but I love her"
Don Herold, Writer
Small: Golf isnt just my business, its my hobby
"Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby"
Lee Trevino, Athlete
Small: Tiger is the greatest thing thats happened to the tour in a long time. He has brought incredible attention to
"Tiger is the greatest thing that's happened to the tour in a long time. He has brought incredible attention to golf at a time of year when football and the World Series always take precedence. Everything I've heard about him seems to be true"
Payne Stewart, Athlete
Small: A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave
"A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave"
Jack Nicklaus, Athlete
Small: Almost a quarter of our planet is a single mountain range and we didnt enter it until after Neil Armstrong and
"Almost a quarter of our planet is a single mountain range and we didn't enter it until after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went to the moon. So we went to the moon, played golf up there, before we went to the largest feature on our own planet"
Robert Ballard, Scientist
Small: Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air
Jack Benny
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air"
Jack Benny, Comedian
Small: The object of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win
"The object of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win"
Phil Mickelson, Athlete
Small: Golf is a search for perfection, for balance. Its about meditation and concentration. You have to use hand and
"Golf is a search for perfection, for balance. It's about meditation and concentration. You have to use hand and brain"
Celine Dion, Musician
Small: Golf is fundamentally about being honest. I see people hit eight shots and tell me they shot five. I never say
"Golf is fundamentally about being honest. I see people hit eight shots and tell me they shot five. I never say a word. It is a reminder to me of what is at stake"
Martin Sheen, Actor
Small: Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net
"Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net"
Franklin P. Adams, Journalist
Small: In football, there were drinks available everywhere you looked. On a golf tournament, you could find one free
"In football, there were drinks available everywhere you looked. On a golf tournament, you could find one free anywhere you wanted it. In tennis and NBA basketball, everybody had a hospitality suite, and so you could go there and load up if you wanted to"
Pat Summerall, Celebrity
Small: One thing that golf teaches you is humility
"One thing that golf teaches you is humility"
Robert Wagner, Actor
Small: Go out and have fun. Golf is a game for everyone, not just for the talented few
"Go out and have fun. Golf is a game for everyone, not just for the talented few"
Harvey Penick, Athlete
Small: The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death
"The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death"
Howard Keel, Actor
Small: One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green
"One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green"
John Gunther, Journalist
Small: They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken
"They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken"
Raymond Floyd, Athlete
Small: I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf
"I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf"
Darrell Royal, Coach
Small: We went around and looked and talked to a lot of foundations with those charities and decided upon the Childre
"We went around and looked and talked to a lot of foundations with those charities and decided upon the Children's Hospital. They had a golf tournament at the time, but it was a small event that didn't raise a significant amount of money"
Tom Kite, Athlete
Small: Golf is a good walk spoiled
Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled"
Mark Twain, Author
Small: Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling
Mark Twain
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling"
Mark Twain, Author
Small: It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf
H. L. Mencken
"It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf"
H. L. Mencken, Writer
Small: I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles
Gilbert K. Chesterton
"I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles"
Gilbert K. Chesterton, Writer
Small: Im not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course
Groucho Marx
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course"
Groucho Marx, Comedian
Small: The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf
Bertrand Russell
"The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf"
Bertrand Russell, Philosopher
Small: I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough
Will Rogers
"I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies"
Will Rogers, Actor
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