Famous quote by Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too.
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"Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'"

- Mitch Hedberg

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The quote is a humorous way of revealing the concept that there are countless people doing mundane, everyday activities like shaving. It also recommends that the speaker feels a connection with these other individuals and uses shaving as a method to feel more gotten in touch with them.

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Mitch Hedberg This quote is written / told by Mitch Hedberg between February 24, 1968 and March 30, 2005. He was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 50 other quotes.

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