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He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian - Woody Allen
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"He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian"

- Woody Allen

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Woody Allen, Small This quote is written / told by Woody Allen somewhere between December 1, 1935 and today. He was a famous Director from USA. The author also have 62 other quotes.

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