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He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian
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"He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian"

- Woody Allen

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This quote by Woody Allen is a humorous method of explaining a person who is so depressed that they are willing to try anything to end their life, even something as ridiculous as breathing in next to an Armenian. It indicates that the individual is so desperate that they are willing to try anything, even something that is undoubtedly not going to work. It likewise indicates that the person is so desperate that they want to take a risk, even if it is a danger that is not likely to be successful. The quote is a funny method of highlighting the desperation of someone who is so depressed that they are willing to attempt anything to end their life. It likewise functions as a pointer that depression can be a serious problem which people need to understand the signs and look for assistance if they or someone they know is having a hard time.

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Woody Allen This quote is written / told by Woody Allen somewhere between December 1, 1935 and today. He was a famous Director from USA. The author also have 62 other quotes.

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