"He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian"

"A suicide kills two people, Maggie, that's what it's for!"

"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide"

"To run away from trouble is a form of cowardice and, while it is true that the suicide braves death, he does it not for some noble object but to escape some ill"

"If men can develop weapons that are so terrifying as to make the thought of global war include almost a sentence for suicide, you would think that man's intelligence and his comprehension... would include also his ability to find a peaceful solution"

"In advertising, not to be different is virtual suicide"

"Science commits suicide when it adopts a creed"

"Drunkenness is temporary suicide"

"AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder"

"There is but one truly serious philosophical problem and that is suicide"

"There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it"