"I don't read the Sunday papers; or the dailies, either"

"I'd rather direct than produce. Any day. And twice on Sunday"

"Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week"

"I studied all about Gauguin. He was a banker. He was a banker who - he used to paint on Sundays. And one day he hated himself for painting on Sundays"

"A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents"

"Do not let Sunday be taken from you If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan"

"Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning"

"I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday"

"Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts raid the non-existent Social Security Trust Fund but all the Democrats' new spending doesn't? Will someone please ask that?"

"A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday"

"I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli"