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I havent slept for ten days, because that would be too long
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"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long"

- Mitch Hedberg

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The quote is a joke and ought to not be taken actually. Mitch Hedberg is understood for his dry humor and wit. The declaration is paradoxical and contradictory, as he declares he hasn't slept for 10 days but then states that would be too long. It is an example of absurd humor and is meant to be humorous instead of factual.
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Mitch Hedberg This quote is written / told by Mitch Hedberg between February 24, 1968 and March 30, 2005. He was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 50 other quotes.

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