"I left Guiding Light so many times, they ran out of champagne"

"Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs"

"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi"

"A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands"

"All the times being like, 'Who rented this car and why are we going to this place?' You take the easy route and go, 'Oh, thanks for the champagne. I'll have another.'"

"I hate champagne more than anything in the world next to Seven-Up"

"We are staunch and true and in rather a champagne mood"

"There's nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping bloody champagne"

"The House of Lords is like a glass of champagne that has stood for five days"

"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends"

"I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster"