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"I use very few muscles at the best of times"

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Self-deprecation is Johnny Vegas' native tongue, and this line is a neat little grenade of it. "I use very few muscles at the best of times" pretends to be a casual admission about physical laziness, but it’s really a comic strategy: lowering the speaker’s status so the audience can relax, then letting the punchline land without threat. Vegas isn’t selling aspiration; he’s selling permission to be a mess.

The phrasing does a lot of work. "At the best of times" is the sly twist: even on his good days, he’s barely operational. That exaggeration turns ordinary inertia into a character trait, a whole worldview. It also carries a faintly bleak undertone - the body as something you negotiate with, not command. In Vegas’ persona, exhaustion is not a temporary condition; it’s the baseline.

There’s context in the cultural type he embodies: the English working-class comic whose body is part of the act, where vulnerability reads as honesty and clumsiness becomes craft. The joke skirts the edge of shame - about fitness, about willpower, about being out of step with a culture that fetishizes optimization - and then defuses it by making himself the target. The audience laughs, but also recognizes the relief: here’s someone refusing the performance of competence.

It’s funny because it’s absurdly over-specific, and it’s resonant because it quietly mocks the modern demand to be efficient, energetic, and improved. Vegas’ punchline is a shrug at the cult of betterment.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Vegas, Johnny. (2026, January 17). I use very few muscles at the best of times. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-use-very-few-muscles-at-the-best-of-times-68411/

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Vegas, Johnny. "I use very few muscles at the best of times." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-use-very-few-muscles-at-the-best-of-times-68411/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I use very few muscles at the best of times." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-use-very-few-muscles-at-the-best-of-times-68411/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.

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Johnny Vegas (born September 11, 1971) is a Comedian from United Kingdom.

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