"I went out to the Derby on Wednesday and think it is the most interesting thing I ever saw over here"

"Last Wednesday, I stupidly dropped my iPhone in the bath, and my life has sort of spiraled almost out of control"

"They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday"

"We are seeing at the Republican National Committee a phenomenon that is worth noting this week; maybe today, maybe tomorrow, maybe Wednesday, we will have a million first time donors since the president took office"

"The director took my face in his hands and asked me to show him my teeth, as with a horse. This happened on a Wednesday, and by the following Monday I was shooting"

"The first one, obviously, was walking into my office at eight o'clock in the morning on Wednesday, and being told there was a telephone call saying that there was an incident at Three Mile Island, and that it had shut down and that beyond that we didn't know"

"When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out"

"I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday"

"You lie awake at 3 in the morning thinking of story ideas. You're online at 8 a.m. on a Sunday or midnight on a Wednesday. It's a job that you never push aside"

"Wednesday a junior came to me, and told me I was to be hazed as I left the Opera House Friday night"

"I don't know what your childhood was like, but we didn't have much money. We'd go to a movie on a Saturday night, then on Wednesday night my parents would walk us over to the library. It was such a big deal, to go in and get my own book"